All those other, normal gazebos just pale in front of this beauty: why not create an all-weather retreat like the pavilions found throughout Scandinavia in your own back yard? Especially when it’s crafted from spruce native to Scandinavia’s amazing boreal forests. The gazebo is large enough to enclose a hot tub or a table and chairs, it can withstand 80-mph wind gusts and has a 28-lb. per square-foot snow load so that you … continue reading

Ever been the one sitting next to everyone’s stuff at the beach/pool while they were having fun in the water because there had to be someone guarding all those wallets and phones? We know how annoying beach-paranoia can be, since it’s not very fun to have your things stolen while you’re swimming blissfully in the blue yonder. Which is why a safe is the very thing you need! It’s portable and, most … continue reading

“A party game for horrible people.” As it says on the box, this game is not for people who can’t take a(n offensive) joke. Another great thing about this party game is that it is entirely and completely free. Unless you really want to buy it printed on nice shiny cards (which is $10.) But even if you’re broke and can’t afford it, you can still print the cards out, write them … continue reading

Just because it’s summer does not mean you can’t have some good ol’ fashioned snowball throwin’ fun. No sir. And the good part is that there’s no messy wet mush to make you run home and change underpants. They’re made out of soft material that apparently feels just like snow. They even have the snowy crunch to them. Not only that, but they’re reusable, machine washable and dryable on gentle cycle. Size: … continue reading

Nope, that’s unmistakably mine, it has my name on it! It’s time to get egoistical about your steak, you’re cooking it, you’re tagging it, you’re eating it. Here’s the awesome Dci Bbq Branding Iron for personalized grilling. It works pretty simple – slide the letters into the track and brand your meat. Don’t forget to spell it backwords and include spaces if that’s the case. You got it by now – there’s no limit to … continue reading

Just by looking at this, the infamous song from Flobots came to mind: I can ride my bike with no handlebars, no handlebars, no handlebars. But with a twist! It’s more like I can ride my Segway with no handlebars. Because even the lazy can be extreme! (extremely lazy, if you ask me.) You control this little carrier just by shifting your body weight. The rig is 9 lb and it takes … continue reading

Wake up with an energizing, invigorating, and exfoliating experience that will leave your skin glowing. Get an amazing lather that will become so addictive you’ll teach your son to use this soap. Kill grease, dirt, and grime with a soap that washes off lightly. This is an amazing soap that will make your beard grow and your armpits smell like MAN. But in the GOOD way. Yeah! Injected with natural eucalyptus, you’ll … continue reading

Never has a spork looked more manly than in this little black set–we know you like eating meat and stuff that get impaled by forks and knives and pointy objects when up on the mountain, because man eat meat, but sometimes you want a cup of soup. Or maybe you need a spoon because of reasons. Which is why you will need a spork. For space-saving, if not for anything else. Oh, … continue reading