Taking its name from the aftermath of the Cuban Missile Crisis, „The Football” was the easy-to-get-to suitcase of nuclear decision making, coined by JFK for an operation code-named „Dropkick”. Suitcase is passed. Missile drops. It’s a kick. This particular football is neither a missile launcher nor a football. It basically contains everything you need in case of party (especially one of the bachelor variety).

The rules and etiquette of using this product advise the purchasers to not discuss the contents of the football with anyone (especially not with the bachelor/birthday boy). Oh, and don’t forget to hand him one of the keys to the handcuffs – it’ll come in handy later on.

Perks: great prop (that may or may not get you arrested). Awesome ice-breaker (also literally, if you wish). Fully customizable.