If you haven’t played way too much Left 4 Dead or watched zombie-related TV shows or heck, why not, even read Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, then you’re probably out of the loop in what zombie survival is concerned. But fret not, you don’t have to watch all the Resident Evil movies in order to figure out what to do when (yes, I said when, not if) the zombies start a-roamin’. This kit is essential for keeping yourself alive. Don’t forget that you also need friends, a baseball bat, a vehicle and plenty of fuel.

Shipping restrictions: Item cannot be shipped outside of the U.S. Europe and basically all the other continents are doomed to be invaded and overthrown by zombies. Self-preserving pricks.