Spark up a relationship with the Dark Lord, using this perfect replica of one of his horcruxes – his teenage diary. This is an officially licensed Harry Potter collectible, perfect as a gift for that Harry Potter fan every family has. Unless you’re the fan. In which case we advise you to acquire this book and stab it as fast as you can with that Basilisk tooth we know you possess. Pair it up with this pen and you’re all set for that Harry Potter year 2 cosplay you were dying to try out.

Contains blank pages, may or may not contain the Dark Lord