Look and feel like a million bucks – or, well, one hundred in this case – with the wallet that looks like a stack of $100 bills. Momentarily forget that you’re actually broke, make everyone jealous and even attract potential robbers! The only instance in which buying this would be acceptable is as a gag present for a friend you think is a superficial douchebag.

In any case, it’s satin lined and has a lot of pockets for your credit cards – because what wallet that looks like cash doesn’t secretly dream of being a credit card?