For hard cold drinkers. Feast your eyes on this handmade beverage stone that is bound to make your drinking times more fun than other people’s less interesting drinking times. And then you’ll be able to pretend you’re actually drinking the nectar of the Gods directly from the sacred rock of beverages while the others are drinking from unimpressive regular beer cans. And then the little egomaniac inside you will be pleased.

Jeff Henderson’s sturdy dispensers are crafted from rocks found along the coast of New England, so every piece is unique. Not only do you get a fun party enhancer, you also get it in a one-of-a-kind package.