Carry your meds discreetly.

These poison rings are made of solid 14K gold in a size 10. They are aimed at older gentlemen who wish to carry their Viagra pills in a discreet and classy way, making sure that they’re always prepared for spontaneous intercourse. After all, you don’t know when your luck might find you. Gotta be ready.

For those of you who don’t need Viagra but still like the idea of a ring with a hidden chamber, know that the compartment is roomy and can accommodate most pills. Or pieces of paper with secret instructions. Or the ashes of a deceased pet. Hey, it’s your choice, we’re not judging.

They’re custom made on order so allow the delivery time from 4 to 6 weeks.