You’ll look forward to rainy days with this umbrella – just strap it to the back of your kimono (yes, you must also wear a kimono if you wish to battle the Rain God), carry it around at all times and when or if it starts raining, unsheathe it knowingly, with elaborate hand gestures. Bring honor and pride to your family, protecting them with your manly samurai-brella (which is also pretty sturdy and quite well-made).