If you spent all your money on an iPad and can’t afford buying the amazing QlockTwo wall clock or watch, this app might just be the thing for you (in case you were planning on using your iPad or iPhone solely for the majestic purpose of reading the time in sentences). At just one dollar you get all the benefits of the QlockTwo without the drawbacks of its price (and render the gadget unusable otherwise, but hey – time in words!)

There’s also an Android version, assuming not everybody is an Apple person. *whistle*