The last stop for this paper airplane will be under your door, holding it open for you. Not a very positive outcome for our little paper (well, ABS Plastic. Close enough.) friend, but hey, it’s a living. While it will unfortunately fall with quite a bang if you attempt to fly it, it will most certainly keep your door firmly in place. Eh, benefits and drawbacks, right? The cute 8 1/4 inches long by 4 inches wide not-paper airplane is the perfect gift for yourself friends and family. And yourself. Just buy one. For yourself.