This (hopefully-not-disappointing) rough diamond of the film industry will be released as early as January 2013, starring the lovely Gemma Arterton and the equally handsome Jeremy Renner. Gemma is a gem, actually, with movies such as Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time already in her portfolio. In Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters she plays a very disgruntled bounty hunter alongside her brother Hansel. So yeah, she’s Gretel.

You’re in for a surprise, though. The siblings look nothing like the innocent little children lost in the woods, as the scene is set 15 years after the witch incident.