Please notice how this isn’t called an ‘umbrella’, like all the other boring inventions against rain. Oh no. This one, and rightfully so, is called the Rainshader. Because screw you that’s why. They do what they want. And of course it’s designed in the UK, where there are winds so powerful that you need a climbing chord to walk your tiny-ass dog and not have it blow away from your grasp in a whirlpool of tea and cucumber sandwiches. This umb- sorry. This rainshader is virtually impossible to turn inside out. And apparently the ‘shader’ part of the name comes from the fact that it also protects you from the sun. Pretty neat.