Ever wondered how carnivorous plants work? Ever wanted to try feeding them various meat products, just for fun? Well now you can buy your very own carnivorous plant growing craft kit, and save yourself a trip to the jungle. Not only will you look more manly when receiving visitors, you’ll also have a pretty badass hobby.

Make friends with the plants, give them names, pet them – well, the petting should probably be avoided, unless you want to lose a finger or something. Get this kit now, buy the bowl of piranhas next week. Maybe you’ll even save up enough money for an anaconda. The possibilities are endless. Go live dangerously!