Give yourself the ultimate peace of mind, you egotistical alcoholic piece of s%$^ with this combination bottle stopper. It will keep your alcohol safe – and if you forget the combination due to the excessive amounts of alcohol ingested, it will also be safe from you and nobody will be able to drink it again ever and it will end up in the hands of your grandchildren who will make impossible amounts of money by selling it on Craigslist.

It also makes for a fun gift.

By the way, if you really do forget the combination, I wasn’t kidding – you can’t reset it and it will become unusable.