Blood-Bath Mat or Blood Bath-Mat?

Featuring lovely bloody footprints, this bath mat will turn every shower into a scene from The Shining. I think you’d better just change your morning alarm tone into Jack Nicholson saying ‘Here’s Johnny’ now. Why wait? The back of the mat is non-slipping – you wouldn’t want to actually bleed on your already-bleeding bath mat, would you?


Show everyone just how much you love blood! Show a loved one just how much they should love blood with a thoughtful and well-placed gift!