So you like Dungeons and Dragons. But more than that, you’re the kind of guy who also enjoys the odd game of chess from time to time. Why not combine your two incredibly geeky passions into one huge ball of geekery? Try the D&D inspired chess set, complete with detailed dragon pieces and a very impressive transparent chessboard that lets you see hidden treasures and dragon skeletons.
I know Tron is already old news, but just look at this mouse set! Look at it! It’s shiny and futuristic and will make any tech fan wet. Unless you’re against Tron altogether, in which case you’ll probably just stay dry and impassive, as the soulless creature that you are, because Tron is an amazing idea and you know nothing. Passive-aggressive rant aside, one of the cool things about this gaming mouse is its tracking glow trail as you swipe it on the mat.
Take your regular Godsmack “I stand alone” song, change “stand” into “swim” and you got yourself a situation. If you prefer to explore deep waters alone, you have a potential problem. Even if you’re a professional swimmer, leg cramps or unexpected movement-impairing-issues can arise, so don’t assume you’re perfectly safe. Now designers Wu Xuexing, Zhu Linghui and Zhu Peizheng know you’re too awesome to swim with various inflatable objects attached to your body, so they created an incognito life-saving concept: the self rescue bracelet.
“The textures and flavours Otto extracts from the coffee are unique. It’s unlike any other brewing system.” - Emily Oak (Former director and judge – World Barista Championships)
If you’re ready to commit to a lifetime of perfectly brewed espressos and meticulously textured milk, then we highly recommend you purchase this fine piece of stainless steel equipment. Not only is it easy to use, it’s also easy to clean and portable – free of any moving parts or electronics, it uses thermodynamic engineering to bring you the best possible cup of coffee every time.
As punny as the name might be, this particular fridge magnet is not a leg-opener; it’s just a leg-shaped-thingamabob that opens bottles. Now if by any chance those bottles contain alcohol and that alcohol is offered to susceptible females in party-like circumstances, then yes, it could also be a leg opener. But that’s not 100% certain so don’t be disappointed when your pick-up strategy doesn’t work. I mean hey, you still have a pretty attractive stainless steel leg to caress. That’s better than nothing.
Carefully handcrafted from calf skin leather, this nautically-inspired wallet will hold your cash, cards, phone, condoms, mints, tiny notes with attractive-female-phone-numbers on them – you name it. Every wallet is custom made, so you’ll be able to place an order corresponding to your needs.
Coffee lovers don’t use machines.
The small Danish company who created this disposable coffee machine thought about your convenience as well as the Planet. The Coffeebrewer pouches guarantee an exceptional caffeinated experience while being 100% eco-friendly.
For hard cold drinkers. Feast your eyes on this handmade beverage stone that is bound to make your drinking times more fun than other people’s less interesting drinking times. And then you’ll be able to pretend you’re actually drinking the nectar of the Gods directly from the sacred rock of beverages while the others are drinking from unimpressive regular beer cans. And then the little egomaniac inside you will be pleased.