RPG fan? Or maybe you just like going to rave parties and taking hard drugs? Either way, this hoodie will match your lifestyle. It lights up, for heaven’s sake! Look at those sleeves! They’re motion sensing, oh my God! You know why? Because of the┬ádual accelerometers inside of them, which sense the movements of your hands and help you cast specific spells. Plus, the Technomancer comes with internal speakers. Wanted real life sound effects? You got ’em.

The Technomancer Hoodie offers ten different spells including fireball, healing, and lightning bolt (lightning bolt, lightning bolt!). Each spell is accompanied by unique light and sound effects powered by the embedded speaker and over two dozen bright multicolored LEDs.