One Suit, Four Ways

Sometimes all you need is a cool new suit.
We’ll show you how to get the most out of it.

The Human Bowling Ball

Become the ball and knock down all the pins using your own body. This extremely fun game will spice up any party, or just make your past time activities a little more interesting. The easy-to-enter, easy-to-leave transparent PVC ball is inflated to its full 7′ diameter with the included blower; all you have to do is create enough momentum to knock over six 5′-tall foam pins (that, granted, yield easily at when hit). The lane boundary is kept constantly inflated by an included stationary air blower, being firmly secured to … continue reading

$4,500 Buy

Nonstick Meatball Basket

Get a delicious dozen meatballs ready in a fast way and appealing shape at your next barbecue (which may or may not occur this year, depending on the weather). Easily flip them over the open flame, in the basket that will keep your balls together at all times. High quality nonstick coating contains no PTFE’s or PFOA’s; long rosewood handles for easy and safe turning Holds up to 12 meatballs Basket locks to keep meatballs securely in place 20.5-inches long

$25 Buy

Strong Man Toilet Paper/Tissue Roll Holder

Impress your friends and relatives with this kitsch novelty toilet paper holder. By placing it on the tank, you will guarantee not only the display of bad taste, but also the overall difficulty to reach back and help yourself to a serving of paper. Unless you poop standing, in which case we are both disgusted and impressed. Features: Can hold 2 toilet paper rolls Figure is made out of perspex, Pole is made out of anodized aluminum Height 13cm / 5.1″ Width 40cm / 16″ Attaches … continue reading

$29.99 Buy

Personalized Santa Sack

This is it, you guys. It’s time for the first Christmas post! Yeah, you heard me. Christmas season is officially open! And what better way to welcome December than the early purchase of an over-sized stocking to stuff presents in? Whether you’re a cool dad, a thoughtful friend, or just want something big with your own name on it, the personalized Santa sack is just the thing to get before this year’s holidays come around. Gradually fill it up until the big day, then make sure it’s delivered in … continue reading

Etón BoostTurbine2000

Give yourself a power boost with the BoostTurbine2000 from Etón, the durable back-up battery with a hand turbine power generator that gives you power in the most darkest of times. Become independent and breathe a sigh of relief, knowing that you can now charge your gadgets anytime and anywhere, fast and efficiently. BoostTurbine is made of tough but lightweight aluminum and is sleek enough to fit in most pockets. Take it everywhere with you and never run out of battery again. Features Backup battery pack with rechargeable 2000mAH lithium-ion … continue reading

$60 Buy

Camera Lens Coffee Mug

The perfect gift for budding photographers (the professional ones probably already had enough of everyone’s crappy ‘themed’ gifts), the incredibly realistic but decidedly less expensive camera lens coffee mug will keep your favorite beverage (not only coffee) nice and warm. Not only that, but its lens cap lid is a cookie holder! It’s great quality, but it might need a few pre-washes before using it – some customers have reported that it smells like plastic and infused their drink, which had to be thrown away. … continue reading

$13 Buy

Juicy Salif Citrus Squeezer

Philippe Starck’s Juicy Salif juicer is probably the most neo-dynamic juicer there is. A word of advice: if asked about the juicer by curious guests, do use the word “neo-dynamic” in casual conversation. Fitting perfectly in your modern lifestyle, the Juicy Salif is aerodynamic (just in case you would want to throw it at someone), made out of aluminium and PA, and, surprisingly, actually capable of squeezing juice out of citrus. Fun story about its “birth”: the squeezer was sketched in its essentials by Starck during a … continue reading

$95.95 Buy

Suck UK Mug

Picture you’re having guests over. Now picture all five of them want five different types of coffee, tea, hot chocolate or herb tea with different sugar and milk preferences (On the second ring you can select milk, no milk, lemon or cream. The third ring lets you select between 0 and 3 sugars.). Unless you’re going to write everything down on your little notepad and remember who wanted what, having a few Suck UK Drink Selector Mugs is the next best thing. Pass them around, make … continue reading

$15.95 Buy