No, we’re not talking about something that will hide all your porn sites from your boss or wife (that’s called a History Deleting Maneuver, look it up.) This is just yellow putty that oddly resembles the Flubber. Or Play Doh, depending on your understanding of things. If you enjoy eating next to your keyboards and phones and what not or don’t really clean them all too often, you’ll notice a layer of … continue reading

Wake up with an energizing, invigorating, and exfoliating experience that will leave your skin glowing. Get an amazing lather that will become so addictive you’ll teach your son to use this soap. Kill grease, dirt, and grime with a soap that washes off lightly. This is an amazing soap that will make your beard grow and your armpits smell like MAN. But in the GOOD way. Yeah! Injected with natural eucalyptus, you’ll … continue reading

Never has a spork looked more manly than in this little black set–we know you like eating meat and stuff that get impaled by forks and knives and pointy objects when up on the mountain, because man eat meat, but sometimes you want a cup of soup. Or maybe you need a spoon because of reasons. Which is why you will need a spork. For space-saving, if not for anything else. Oh, … continue reading

For those of you for whom getting up is the second hardest thing in the morning, here are the perfect fuel recipients for the extra boost needed by every early-rising astronaut. The Blast Off! Espresso Cups! will keep your rocket fuel contained and hot, just the way you like it (you naughty boy.) Measure 2.75 inches tall x 2.25 inches wide.  You get two fine-quality porcelain cups.  Hold 2.5 ounces.

Here are some of these very dirty words you’ll learn if you’ll read this BBB of VDW, as we like to call it for short: Airplane Blonde. Intercorpse. Prostitot. Queef. Rainbow Kiss. If you’re interested in creative ways of insulting people, be they people you hate or people you love, or if you just want to show off your insult finesse, then this is the reading material for your extended porcelain throne sessions. … continue reading

Yet another brilliant invention that might seem better than it actually is, promising to put a stop to those nasty tangles in your earphones. Now we’re not particularly skeptical about this (yes we are), but something about a zipper earphone chord doesn’t sound amazingly stylish and, well, manly. And yeah, sure, you can zip them up and keep the individual strands from tangling, but what will stop the main chord from tangling … continue reading

With spring time comes spring cleaning and the pressing desire to change something. Anything. Be it yourself, your couch, the color of your carpets or the patterns on your walls. We’re here to suggest a few designs for the latter, according to The Painted House ltd.’s fresh vision. Their Etsy shop showcases everything you might need in order to give your boring living room a makeover worthy of your glorious presence. This … continue reading

If you’re a neat freak like us (or just don’t like fire hazards and tripping over cables all that much), then this little box is the perfect thing for decluttering your workspace. With spring cleaning in mind, tidying up all the loose ends and cables lying around in an electric death-maze around your home seems like a good alternative to dusting and vacuuming. Hey, at least the effects of this will last … continue reading